May 2013
larstenobar:
mrschriskendall:
mrschriskendall:
”where do you wanna go to dinner?”
”i don’t care”
”ok”
why this got notes i’ll never know
If that place’s special isn’t I don’t know then I’m boycotting
graysea:
Hello old sport my name old sport is Jay old sport Gatsby old sport
old sport
psychoticpingouins:
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
hairandglasses:
“Drop the beat, Skrillex!”
But Skrillex doesn’t drop the beat. Instead, he clutches it in his hands, unable to let it go, dooming the fate of the world in his greed.
“Drop the beat, Skrillex,” repeats a desperate Samwise Gamgee, “please.”
floralstyles:
my advice for ppl who are going to start looking at colleges
don’t
pray to god you marry rich
allonsyforever:
One time this boy in my math class ate an eraser
it was last week
i am seventeen years old
the class was A.P. calculus
Watchnicnolashoult:
this one time josh pecks soul and my soul reunited
andrewhussiesbosom:
egberts:
great googly moogly
xstayfocused:
I’d definitely kiss your entire face and make you pancakes and buy you records
April 2013
solluxcaptor:
lightningbutts:
solluxcaptor:
karkatus:
i had something to say but then i forgot so here have a picture of a raisin
thats not a raisin theres like 207 raisins there
did you actually count them
i opened them up on paint and marked off each one with red as i counted it so yes, it was serious business and also a sad reminder that im living a sad life
